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1.A Guy Went To Disney World When He got There Everyone Said:"Hi Goofy!"That Made him Feel So Bad :(

2.Mary was having tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother,"Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word:

"That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." :)

3.Theres A Guy Named Mr.Burger And his Wife Name Is Mrs.Fries They both Work At Mcdonalds Together They Make A HappyMeal

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4.A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black



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Jokess..
Here Is A GRANDPA joke.
"Ohh A Silly Willy Threw A Clock Out Da Window,, Juss 2 See Time Flyy :P Ahh Hog Hog Hogg :P
Anyways, Here Are Some More Kool Jokess.

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

There's two muffins in the oven.
One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"
The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"

Why was 8 scared of 7?…
Because 7-8-9.

11 Thing 2 do At A movie

1. Throw popcorn around and yell, "It's snowing!!"

2. Laugh when the good guy faints.

3. Start a conversation on your cell phone right when the movie starts

4. Point to the beginning credits and say, "That guy faints"

5. Order pizza halfway through the movie

6. Sit between couples

7. Nonchalantly eat popcorn from other people's containers

8. Announce loudly to everyone in the theater that you are going to the bathroom

9. Bring in your own food such as soup and SLURP loudly.

10. Wear tall hats to block other people's view

11. Walk in as if you are a big shot while wearing the most outrageous outfit; spandex should do the trick.

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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?"
Lol

Moree Jokes :)

Here Are some more JOKES :

"No Wonder The Prist Kept On Saying *Bless You* Every One Kept On Sneezing "

Q.What's the oppisite of a "hotdogg"
A. A Cool Cat!

Look At This what dose it say:
!SEKOJ ERA OOS YNNUF

!SEKOJ VUL I AH AH AH

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A Family Went to Disney world they saw a sign that said
"Disney Left <--" And they Turned Back And Drove Away.
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A Guy Went To Disney World When He got There Everyone Said:
"Hi Goofy!"
That Made him Feel So Bad :( lol
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A girl went 2 the beach when she ghot there the whales sang:
"WE ARE FAMILY"
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Q.What do you call a lion with a flower:
A.A Dandy Lion
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Q.What animal cheets on a test?
A.A CHEETah
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Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother,

"Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." :)
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.
lol

that girl is crazy

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