Monday, May 31, 2010

Here Are Some Cooler Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

A thief was taking red paint and he was running fast. "Can't spill the paint. " He said as he ran. But he tripped over a rock.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOO I SPILED THE PAINT ON MY HANDS!" And the law got him.
"Talk about getting caught red handed!," The police man joked.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!

All Those Jokes Were Totally Radical!

Bye!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Here Are Some Funny Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna. Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange You Glad i didn't say Banana!

Thats All For Today I'll Try To Put more tomorrow!

Byee♥

Friday, May 21, 2010

I Know I'm Suppose To Tell You Jokes But Today I'm Gonna Give You Some Tips On How 2 Make People Laugh!



#1. Don't Try Too Hard To Make A Joke.



#2. Think It Then Say It ,, Cause If You Don't Think Of The Joke And You Say Something Random It Won't Be Funny.



#3. Make Sure It Doesn't Offend Anyone . . . . .

For Example: It I Said " Ur Mama Really Fat She cant Fit Threw A Door" That Would Be Rude And Offensive So don't Stoop To that Level!!



#4. If your Known For Making Rude And Inappropriate Jokes,, One Day Make A joke that Is clean And Makes People laugh With Out Offending Them, There Family or There Friends



#5. If Ur A Person Who Makes Clean Jokes Already ,, Theres No point in Reading This!

I Hope These Tips Help You!








Monday, May 17, 2010

Here Are Some Funnier Jokes . . . .

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Owl's Go Who Not You!

Thats All For 2 Dayy Byee

Friday, May 14, 2010

. . . What Are You Wait For?

Go Make People Laugh, With Your Humor!
Here Are Some 5 Halloween Jokes,,

Check them Out:
5.How can you tell vampires like BASEBALL?
They turn into BATS every night!

4.Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no BODY to dance with!

3.Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!

2.Why aren’t ghosts arrested?
It's hard to PIN anything on them!

And the Last Joke Of The Evening . . .

1.What do witches put on their hair?
SCARE spray!

That All For 2Day See You Next Time
I Mean "Lets Pump Some bloud Into this Partee"

Later :)

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

So 2Dayy Im Gunna Put Up The

YO MAMA JOKE OF THE DAY!
*Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." *

Ha Ha Ha So Funny :P