Hey, Today im gonna tell you something wicked jokes!

What dose a half of an orange look like?

A Half of an orange.

What dose a owl say when it sneezes?

A Whoo!

Why didn't the turtle cross the road?

He knew he couldn't make it.

What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

What happens when you mix a bird with a snake?

A Flying bird-nake.

That's All.

Here Are Some Cooler And Funnier Jokes.

What's black,white and blue all over?
A Skunk in the north Pole.

What insects breathes fire?
A dragonfly.

Where do bugs buy their groceries?
At the flea market.

What has fifty legs but can't walk?
A Centipede.

Whats a birds favourite dessert?
Chocolate chirp cookies.

Why didn't the omlet laugh?
It didn't get the yolk.

Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky.

How does a dog wear its hair?
In a bun.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettie.
Lettie Who?
Lettie cat out of the bag.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby right back.

Where do cats go to dance?
To the fur ball.

Chow For Now.

Heyy, Remember Yesterday I Told you I'm Outta Jokes, Well Today I got some that will make you laugh so hard, you'll drop to the ground!

What did the wig say to the head?
"I've got you covered."

What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
Don't Sleep in your cloths.

What is the best thing to eat in a bathtub?
Sponge cake.

What room has no walls,no doors,no windows, and no floors?
A Mushroom.

What is an astronaut's favourite meal?
Launch.

How do you put a baby to sleep?
You Rock-et.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because in those days they didn't have chickens.

What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.

What do sea monsters have for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Why shouldn't you tell secret to a pig?
Because it would squeal it out to everyone.

That's All for now!

Here's some awesome jokes! =D


Teacher: Freddy, are you the youngest member in your family?
Freddy: No, my puppy is.

Knock knock?
Who's there.
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police shut the door quietly!

Where do smart hot dogs end up?
ON THE HONOR ROLL.

What happened to the bad egg in the lunchroom?
IT GOT EGG-SPELLED

What animal spend most of there days in the principals office?
CHEETAHS

That Was some hilarious jokes!
Too Badd Im Out Of jokes, anyway thats all for today!

Here Are Some Cooler Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

A thief was taking red paint and he was running fast. "Can't spill the paint. " He said as he ran. But he tripped over a rock.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOO I SPILED THE PAINT ON MY HANDS!" And the law got him.
"Talk about getting caught red handed!," The police man joked.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!

All Those Jokes Were Totally Radical!

Bye!

Here Are Some Funny Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna. Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange You Glad i didn't say Banana!

Thats All For Today I'll Try To Put more tomorrow!

Byee♥

I Know I'm Suppose To Tell You Jokes But Today I'm Gonna Give You Some Tips On How 2 Make People Laugh!



#1. Don't Try Too Hard To Make A Joke.



#2. Think It Then Say It ,, Cause If You Don't Think Of The Joke And You Say Something Random It Won't Be Funny.



#3. Make Sure It Doesn't Offend Anyone . . . . .

For Example: It I Said " Ur Mama Really Fat She cant Fit Threw A Door" That Would Be Rude And Offensive So don't Stoop To that Level!!



#4. If your Known For Making Rude And Inappropriate Jokes,, One Day Make A joke that Is clean And Makes People laugh With Out Offending Them, There Family or There Friends



#5. If Ur A Person Who Makes Clean Jokes Already ,, Theres No point in Reading This!

I Hope These Tips Help You!