Hey, Today im gonna tell you something wicked jokes!

What dose a half of an orange look like?

A Half of an orange.

What dose a owl say when it sneezes?

A Whoo!

Why didn't the turtle cross the road?

He knew he couldn't make it.

What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

What happens when you mix a bird with a snake?

A Flying bird-nake.

That's All.