Hey, Today im gonna tell you something wicked jokes!

What dose a half of an orange look like?

A Half of an orange.

What dose a owl say when it sneezes?

A Whoo!

Why didn't the turtle cross the road?

He knew he couldn't make it.

What did the wall say to the other wall?

Meet you at the corner.

What happens when you mix a bird with a snake?

A Flying bird-nake.

That's All.

Here Are Some Cooler And Funnier Jokes.

What's black,white and blue all over?
A Skunk in the north Pole.

What insects breathes fire?
A dragonfly.

Where do bugs buy their groceries?
At the flea market.

What has fifty legs but can't walk?
A Centipede.

Whats a birds favourite dessert?
Chocolate chirp cookies.

Why didn't the omlet laugh?
It didn't get the yolk.

Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky.

How does a dog wear its hair?
In a bun.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettie.
Lettie Who?
Lettie cat out of the bag.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby right back.

Where do cats go to dance?
To the fur ball.

Chow For Now.

Heyy, Remember Yesterday I Told you I'm Outta Jokes, Well Today I got some that will make you laugh so hard, you'll drop to the ground!

What did the wig say to the head?
"I've got you covered."

What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
Don't Sleep in your cloths.

What is the best thing to eat in a bathtub?
Sponge cake.

What room has no walls,no doors,no windows, and no floors?
A Mushroom.

What is an astronaut's favourite meal?
Launch.

How do you put a baby to sleep?
You Rock-et.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because in those days they didn't have chickens.

What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.

What do sea monsters have for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Why shouldn't you tell secret to a pig?
Because it would squeal it out to everyone.

That's All for now!

Here's some awesome jokes! =D


Teacher: Freddy, are you the youngest member in your family?
Freddy: No, my puppy is.

Knock knock?
Who's there.
Papa.
Papa who?
Papa goes the weasel.


Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police shut the door quietly!

Where do smart hot dogs end up?
ON THE HONOR ROLL.

What happened to the bad egg in the lunchroom?
IT GOT EGG-SPELLED

What animal spend most of there days in the principals office?
CHEETAHS

That Was some hilarious jokes!
Too Badd Im Out Of jokes, anyway thats all for today!

Here Are Some Cooler Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

A thief was taking red paint and he was running fast. "Can't spill the paint. " He said as he ran. But he tripped over a rock.
"ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG NOOOO I SPILED THE PAINT ON MY HANDS!" And the law got him.
"Talk about getting caught red handed!," The police man joked.

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Vitamin.
Vitamin who?
Vitamin for a party!

All Those Jokes Were Totally Radical!

Bye!

Here Are Some Funny Jokes!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Cover your mouth when you sneeze!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Anna. Anna who?
Anna nother Esther bunny!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stella.
Stella who?
Stella nother Esther bunny.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange You Glad i didn't say Banana!

Thats All For Today I'll Try To Put more tomorrow!

Byee♥

I Know I'm Suppose To Tell You Jokes But Today I'm Gonna Give You Some Tips On How 2 Make People Laugh!



#1. Don't Try Too Hard To Make A Joke.



#2. Think It Then Say It ,, Cause If You Don't Think Of The Joke And You Say Something Random It Won't Be Funny.



#3. Make Sure It Doesn't Offend Anyone . . . . .

For Example: It I Said " Ur Mama Really Fat She cant Fit Threw A Door" That Would Be Rude And Offensive So don't Stoop To that Level!!



#4. If your Known For Making Rude And Inappropriate Jokes,, One Day Make A joke that Is clean And Makes People laugh With Out Offending Them, There Family or There Friends



#5. If Ur A Person Who Makes Clean Jokes Already ,, Theres No point in Reading This!

I Hope These Tips Help You!

Here Are Some Funnier Jokes . . . .

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Gorilla.
Gorilla who?
Gorilla me a hamburger, I'm hungry

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Moo.
Moo who?
Well, make up your mind. Are you a cow or an owl?!!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who Who?
Owl's Go Who Not You!

Thats All For 2 Dayy Byee ♥

. . . What Are You Wait For?

Go Make People Laugh, With Your Humor!
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5.How can you tell vampires like BASEBALL?
They turn into BATS every night!

4.Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
He had no BODY to dance with!

3.Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so WRAPPED up in themselves!

2.Why aren’t ghosts arrested?
It's hard to PIN anything on them!

And the Last Joke Of The Evening . . .

1.What do witches put on their hair?
SCARE spray!

That All For 2Day See You Next Time
I Mean "Lets Pump Some bloud Into this Partee"

Later :)

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YO MAMA JOKE OF THE DAY!
*Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals." *

Ha Ha Ha So Funny :P

Remember Al Those Other Jokes I Put Up all Those Other Timess,,Well 2Dayy Im Gunna Pick Da Topp 4 Funniest Jokes I've Ever Posted On MY Blogg Then U Guys/Girls Can Rate It



Rating: ☆☆☆☆

Enjoy♥

1.A Guy Went To Disney World When He got There Everyone Said:"Hi Goofy!"That Made him Feel So Bad :(

2.Mary was having tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother,"Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"

Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word:

"That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." :)

3.Theres A Guy Named Mr.Burger And his Wife Name Is Mrs.Fries They both Work At Mcdonalds Together They Make A HappyMeal

And Lasst Bhut Not Least The Last Joke For The Eveninng


4.A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black



Thats All For 2Dayy Rate For Which One You Like!
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This Is A Funny Pic :)
This Can Be Found At Google.

These comics Crack Me Up:)
They can be found at Google :)

Jokess..
Here Is A GRANDPA joke.
"Ohh A Silly Willy Threw A Clock Out Da Window,, Juss 2 See Time Flyy :P Ahh Hog Hog Hogg :P
Anyways, Here Are Some More Kool Jokess.

A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the bride wear white?"His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."The boys thinks about this, and then says, "Well then why is the groom wearing black..."

There's two muffins in the oven.
One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"
The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"

Why was 8 scared of 7?…
Because 7-8-9.

11 Thing 2 do At A movie

1. Throw popcorn around and yell, "It's snowing!!"

2. Laugh when the good guy faints.

3. Start a conversation on your cell phone right when the movie starts

4. Point to the beginning credits and say, "That guy faints"

5. Order pizza halfway through the movie

6. Sit between couples

7. Nonchalantly eat popcorn from other people's containers

8. Announce loudly to everyone in the theater that you are going to the bathroom

9. Bring in your own food such as soup and SLURP loudly.

10. Wear tall hats to block other people's view

11. Walk in as if you are a big shot while wearing the most outrageous outfit; spandex should do the trick.

Thats all For 2Dayy
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Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, "Why is the bride dressed in white?" "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The child thought about this for a moment then said, "So why the groom wearing black?"
Lol

Moree Jokes :)

Here Are some more JOKES :

"No Wonder The Prist Kept On Saying *Bless You* Every One Kept On Sneezing "

Q.What's the oppisite of a "hotdogg"
A. A Cool Cat!

Look At This what dose it say:
!SEKOJ ERA OOS YNNUF

!SEKOJ VUL I AH AH AH

Thats All For 2DAy

A Family Went to Disney world they saw a sign that said
"Disney Left <--" And they Turned Back And Drove Away.
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A Guy Went To Disney World When He got There Everyone Said:
"Hi Goofy!"
That Made him Feel So Bad :( lol
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A girl went 2 the beach when she ghot there the whales sang:
"WE ARE FAMILY"
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Q.What do you call a lion with a flower:
A.A Dandy Lion
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Q.What animal cheets on a test?
A.A CHEETah
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Thats all For 2 day

Later :)

Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother,

"Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you." :)
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A mild-mannered man was tired of being bossed around by his wife so he went to a psychiatrist.

The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and so gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.

He had finished the book by the time he reached his house.

The man stormed into the house and walked up to his wife.

Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"

"The funeral director," said his wife.
lol

that girl is crazy

Here Are some Wacky Photos

They Can Be Found At Google.

Joke:
Theres A Guy Named Mr.Burger And his Wife Name Is Mrs.Fries They both Work At Mcdonalds Together They Make A HappyMeal :)

Jokes Ha Ha Ha

This can be found at Google!

So here Are some More Jokes!

Q. What do ducks eat
A. Quackers

Q. If big chested women go to "Hooters", where do one legged women go?......
A. to IHop!

Q. What did the teddy bear say when offered another cookie?
A. No thanks, I'm stuffed!

Q. Why do basketballs and footballs have goosebumps, but not baseballs?
A. Baseball is played in the summer.

Q. What type of music is played at the Olympics?
A. COUNTRY MUSIC!! lol


Q. What do you call a Maple Leaf with a Stanley Cup?
A. A thief!!

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WHY PARENTS HAVE GREY HAIR

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted by a child whispering, "Hello?" Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, "Is your Daddy home?" "Yes", whispered the small voice. "May I talk with him?" the man asked. To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, "No." Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" "Yes", came the answer. "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No." Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left home alone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the person who should be there watching over the child. "Is there any one there besides you?" the boss asked the child. "Yes" whispered the child, "a policeman." Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No, he's busy," whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" asked the boss. "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered answer. Growing very concerned especially as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the ear piece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "Honey, what is going on at your house?" asked the boss, now alarmed. In an awed, whispering voice the child answered, "Some men in a hello-copper just landed and are looking around." Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they looking for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffled giggle: "Me"

FIRST BLOGGEY :)

Heyy, LIKE OMG this is my first bloggeyy!
So for my blog its bout jokes, some may sound un funny but im trying my hardest :) Anywhoo Today i juss started my blogg so i'll put up JOKES 2Morrow. juss 2 let yu knoee, !!!IF YU HAV A JOKE COMMENT I'LL PUT IT UP!!! So Thats all for 2Dayy :)

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