Thursday, June 3, 2010

Here Are Some Cooler And Funnier Jokes.

What's black,white and blue all over?
A Skunk in the north Pole.

What insects breathes fire?
A dragonfly.

Where do bugs buy their groceries?
At the flea market.


What has fifty legs but can't walk?
A Centipede.

Whats a birds favourite dessert?
Chocolate chirp cookies.

Why didn't the omlet laugh?
It didn't get the yolk.

Who stole the soap?
The robber ducky.

How does a dog wear its hair?
In a bun.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lettie.
Lettie Who?
Lettie cat out of the bag.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby right back.

Where do cats go to dance?
To the fur ball.

Chow For Now.











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