Heyy, Remember Yesterday I Told you I'm Outta Jokes, Well Today I got some that will make you laugh so hard, you'll drop to the ground!

What did the wig say to the head?
"I've got you covered."

What is the best way to avoid wrinkles?
Don't Sleep in your cloths.

What is the best thing to eat in a bathtub?
Sponge cake.

What room has no walls,no doors,no windows, and no floors?
A Mushroom.

What is an astronaut's favourite meal?
Launch.

How do you put a baby to sleep?
You Rock-et.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because in those days they didn't have chickens.

What does a shark eat with peanut butter?
Jellyfish.

What do sea monsters have for lunch?
Fish and ships.

Why shouldn't you tell secret to a pig?
Because it would squeal it out to everyone.

That's All for now!